I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
