I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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