no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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