At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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