Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We won't sleep together?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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