You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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