Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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