coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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