All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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