Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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