I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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