I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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