Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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