We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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