Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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