A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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