oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Define "chronic" masturbator.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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