forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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