i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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