i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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