my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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