We're facebook friends in real life
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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