i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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