her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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