So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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