Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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