So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
