STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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