do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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