She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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