I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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