Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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