He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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