never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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