He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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