Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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