It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
