he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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