i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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