Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think your dad took our porno
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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