morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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