have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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