Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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