My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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