I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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