why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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