So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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