I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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