You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You may now shotgun with the bride
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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