My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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