I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I supernannyed him into submission
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