Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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