wanna go halves on a baby?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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