just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
