Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My dick has a subreddit
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Randomize
