therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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