Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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